David Lee

David Lee
NBA forward who spent five years each with the New York Knicks and Golden State Warriors before a 2015 trade sent him to the Boston Celtics. He helped the Warriors win the NBA Championship in 2015.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionBasketball Player
Date of Birth29 April 1983
CitySt. Louis, MO
CountryUnited States of America
seven-years laughing people
I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!
kings party thinking
I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage.
funny humor tunnels
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.
somewhere-else people wow
It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.
self knowing improvement
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
real doors chinese
Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage.
kids thinking scare
Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth.
sex hippie rocks
You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems.
advice needs letters
There are only so many letters in the alphabet. When I talk to young musicians or authors and they ask for advice, I say, You gotta learn all the letters of your own personal alphabet. With music, you need to know all the different kinds of music and everything in and around your given instrument.
stories cry shows
I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50
long looks matter
It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it
religious commitment missing
What's missing is the testosterone. What's missing is the fury. What's missing is the passionate convicted commitment. And I got a lot of mine from my religious background. So y'all best stop imagining the way Dr. Zorba looked, or some defenseless Hasidic Jew with a little yarmulke on his head, 'cause that ain't here for you.
men mcdonalds vision
Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did.
years the-end-of-the-day dinner
Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner.