David Wong
David Wong
elderly security-guards speak-english
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind the tape. John claims that here he told the guards that he could not speak English and when that failed to persuade them, he fa...ked a violent seizure. I am unclear as to the purpose of this part of his plan. John flung himself down and began rolling around in the snow, thrashing his limbs about and screaming “EL SEIZURE!!! NO ES BUENO!!!” in a Mexican accent.
men laughing plans
When a man plans, a woman laughs.
moving book kids
I had seen that look before, on the faces of tourists visiting the Texas Book Depository in Dallas where Lee Harvey Oswald took the shots at JFK. I took that tour and met some conspiracy buffs, all of us standing at the gunman’s window and looking down to the spot where the motorcade passed. It’s right there below the window, an easy shot at a slow-moving car. No mystery, just a kid and a rifle and a tragedy. They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were trite and boring.
mad secret awful
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead.
dark boring revelations
They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were trite and boring.
fighting sacrifice walking-away
Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?
block alive tiny
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace it with was the image of being eaten by tiny clowns.
soul apathy melons
My melon soul Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy
doors use dangerous
Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't?
falling-in-love love-you shoes
Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back.
dark fighting giving
Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are the most scared of their dark side. Always going too far the other way, fighting for the Lord, often just because it gives them an excuse to fight.
company growth maintain major rating seeing strategic unless
We maintain our 'hold' rating on Sun, seeing little profitability and little growth unless the company undertakes a new major strategic initiative.
heritage tour
When we went to them and told them that we want to do a heritage tour of Hong Kong, a lot of them were very skeptical,
computing difficult generally greater handle large number opposed tasks
With today's computing needs, there is generally a greater need to be able to handle a large number of tasks simultaneously, as opposed to single, difficult tasks.