Denis Leary
Denis Leary
Denis Colin Learyis an American actor, a writer, a producer, a singer, and a comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth18 August 1957
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny new-york humor
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York!
worry today way
Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.
funny country humor
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
men guy fans
I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.
stupid attention students
I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
baseball independent three
Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.
funny humor alcohol
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
kids men wife
I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.
fun enemy ifs
If you had no enemies, you had no fun.
horse new-york father
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.
mean special ifs
If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
cousin firefighter guy
In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.
kissing bye family-and-friends
It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'
hate yankees let-me
Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.