Denis Leary
Denis Leary
Denis Colin Learyis an American actor, a writer, a producer, a singer, and a comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth18 August 1957
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor together-again
I take music pretty seriously. You see that scar on my wrist? You see that? You know where that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I couldn't take it, OK!
funny humor thinking
I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.
funny humor tired
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?
funny country humor
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
fun enemy ifs
If you had no enemies, you had no fun.
funny regret humor
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
funny humor share
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
funny book humor
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?
funny jobs humor
I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!
funny humor filters
The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.
funny drinking humor
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,
funny humor thinking
I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.
funny humor thinking
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."
funny humor meat-eating
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.