Dick Gregory
Dick Gregory
Richard Claxton "Dick" Gregoryis an American civil rights activist, social critic, writer, entrepreneur, and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 October 1932
CitySt. Louis, MO
CountryUnited States of America
christian mother jesus
My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
belief certain knows
My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that's never been explained.
athlete white feet
When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.
thug white racism
So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.
laughing comedian make-me-laugh
Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.
thug next walmart
When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.
father independence restoration
In the United States, the Constitution is a health chart left by the Founding Fathers which shows whether or not the body politic is in good health. If the national body is found to be in poor health, the Founding Fathers also left a prescription for the restoration of health called the Declaration of Independence.
white people house
I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.
cat night kkk
A Klaner (KKK) is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.
should unloved
No being should be killed. No being should be unloved.
white black today
What happens to Black Folks today, happens to White Folks tomorrow.
eye lasts moments
At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.
intelligence afros events
A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there.
long mind bigs
In the South they don't mind how close I get, so long as I don't get too big. In the North they don't mind how big I get, so long as I don't get too close.