Drew Carey

Drew Carey
Drew Allison Careyis an American actor, comedian, sports executive, and game show host. After serving in the U.S. Marine Corps and making a name for himself in stand-up comedy, Carey eventually gained popularity starring in his own sitcom, The Drew Carey Show, and serving as host of the U.S. version of the improv comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyway?, both of which aired on ABC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth23 May 1958
CityCleveland, OH
CountryUnited States of America
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
When asked if he enjoys being famous: Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.
I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.
I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.
Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.
The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.