Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard
Edward John "Eddie" Izzardis an English stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. His comedic style takes the form of rambling, whimsical monologue, and self-referential pantomime. He had a starring role in the television series The Riches as Wayne Malloy and has appeared in films such as Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen, Mystery Men, Shadow of the Vampire, The Cat's Meow, Across the Universe, and Valkyrie. He has also worked as a voice actor in The Wild, Igor, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1962
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
In Britain we have a very powerful tabloid culture with celebrities on the front page crying with their make-up smeared and tears, and it's kind of what you'd expect from someone who likes to dress up that way.
There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.
Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, "Do you mind if I smoke? Oh, you do? Okay, I'll go outside and have a cigarette.
If you're a performer, people tend to be quite positive about you or they have no opinion.
There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.
I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
I'd like to have sex with myself.