Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy
Edward Regan "Eddie" Murphy is an American comedian, an actor, a writer, a singer, and a producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth3 April 1961
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
past years laughing
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
men shoes tied
I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!
men sound three
Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.
doors answers neighborhood
This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?
giving house want
We want the same effect as if someone's house burned here. We want to give them a normal life as soon as possible.
new-york emotional doe
Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?
phones cells pizza
I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.
funny people black
Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"
kids want emotion
The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.
basketball mistake shots
It is as big a mistake to turn down a good shot as it is to take a bad one
real men firsts
My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.
summer autumn winter
Seventy-five years. That's how much time you get if you're lucky. Seventy-five years. Seventy-five winters, seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five summers, and seventy-five autumns. When you look at it like that, it's not a lot of time, is it? Don't waste them. Get your head out of the rat race and forget about the superficial things that pre-occupy your existence and get back to what's important now.
country opportunity rare-opportunities
If I don't die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare opportunity to watch a great talent grow.
boys play white
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.