Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
funny life hilarious
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
school curiosity intellectual
I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.
artist people genius
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
brother love-you gay
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
biblical men years
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
funny-love numbers cash
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
years long pages
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
healing animal helping
Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.
funny witty women
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
movie home writing
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
years sweaters creating
Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
opportunity issues equal
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
jobs kids choices
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
new-year night years
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.