Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
funny witty women
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
inspirational hair ems
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
sex believe school
People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.
night type
What do hookers do on their nights off, type?
cute president lovable
President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.
real justice needs
Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.
sports blood america
Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have bullfighting.
mother women eye
I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.
dog steps tails
You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.
hunting gun assault-weapons
President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don't want you going to the bathroom in MY house!
long laundry enough
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
sex men males
Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.
sex book hot
I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?
weekend people parent
I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.