Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
face food meet people rarely
We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
rebound
My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
shopping black-friday groceries
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
funny-love numbers cash
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
horse racing popularity
Horse racing is waning in popularity.
party animal credit
Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.'
heartache legs knees
The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."
rip grandma heart
I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.
weekend people parent
I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.
intelligent news pages
I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.
comedian casinos bombs
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.
religious my-family non-religious
My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.
giving-money television hiv
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
sleep years fake
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.