Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
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We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
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My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
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You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
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The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."
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Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
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Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.
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I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in their stuff after that, that's great - as long as they just have a chance to step back and look at it for a second. Sometimes, you don't even realize what you've been thinking for 20 years.