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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
women equality history
Until we get equality in education, we won't have an equal society. Sonia Sotomayor
women
Women have every right; they just have to excercise them. Victoria Woodhull
women people understanding
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of. Kerry Washington
women insult contraceptives
Contraceptives are an insult to womanhood. Mahatma Gandhi
women fearless shields
A fearless woman who knows that her purity is her best shield can never be dishonoured.
women motherhood quality
The duty of motherhood, which the vast majority of woman will always undertake, requires the qualities which men need not possess.
women realizing duty
The woman who knows and fulfils her duty realizes her dignified status.
women quality connections
Every physical quality admired by men in women is in direct connection with the manifold functions of women for the propagation of the species. James Joyce
women littles good-company
How a little love and good company improves a woman. George Farquhar
littles tiny excited
I'm in the studio for hours in that tiny little box, and really, the performing part is what I'm most excited about. Bella Thorne
littles pay privilege
Seek always to do some good, somewhere... Even if it's a little thing, so something for those that need help, something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it. Albert Schweitzer
littles fans bits
Back then, Lisa Lisa was somebody that I liked. She was Puerto Rican, and I related to her somewhat. I was a little bit of a fan. Angie Martinez
littles levity
Nothing like a little judicious levity. Robert Louis Stevenson
littles blessedness hopefully
Little do ye know your own blessedness; for to travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
littles curtains behinds
How much cooler was Oz than seeing the little dude behind the curtain? Emile Hirsch
littles brighter
Love makes life a little brighter Jodi Picoult
littles language said
Music is that great language where a lot can be said and little can be proven. Milton Babbitt
littles world little-things
It's a hard world for little things, Lillian Gish