Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
face food meet people rarely
We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.
rebound
My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
funny military fighting
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
shopping black-friday groceries
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
funny women littles
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
basketball years games
I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?
sports hunting deer
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
school differences catholic
There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.
depression country strong-women
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
funny inspiring women
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
funny life hilarious
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
school curiosity intellectual
I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.
artist people genius
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
brother love-you gay
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.