Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Degeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003...
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 January 1958
CityMetairie, LA
Ellen DeGeneres quotes about
funny college looks
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.
funny zero size
I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
home animal pet
I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God; they don't harbor resentment. I wanted to be a vet when I grew up.
thank-you gratitude hurt
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes.
dance just-dance
You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.
procrastination talking lunch
We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'
assuming never-assume should
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
jesus stars believe
I look at anything in nature and how things work-the stars, the pyramids-and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith.
weekend world married
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
moving procrastination way
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
kindness compassion be-kind
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
awards people honor
It's such an honor to receive the Mark Twain Prize. To get the same award that has been given to people like Bill Cosby, Tina Fey and Will Ferrell, it really makes me wonder… why didn't I get this sooner?
kindness compassion people
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.
beautiful mean boys
I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear. It's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the prettiest. Boy is he pretty