Eoin Colfer

Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colferis an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth14 May 1965
CityWexford, Ireland
CountryIreland
It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon. Opal tapped this into her notepad. Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?
Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
There’s always time for babbling.
Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.
They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.