Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colferis an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth14 May 1965
CityWexford, Ireland
CountryIreland
I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun.
I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends.
I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished.
Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.
(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.
(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .” “No. What a horrible thought.” “Exactly.
Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?