Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa
Frank Vincent Zappawas an American musician, songwriter, composer, record producer, actor and filmmaker. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa composed rock, jazz, jazz fusion, orchestral and musique concrète works, and produced almost all of the 60-plus albums that he released with his band the Mothers of Invention and as a solo artist. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGuitarist
Date of Birth21 December 1940
CityBaltimore, MD
CountryUnited States of America
[Lighting a cigarette] Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke. But I do resent the way the nonsmoking mentality has been imposed on the smoking minority. Because, first of all, in a democracy, minorities do have rights. And, second, the whole pitch about smoking has gone from being a health issue to a moral issue, and when they reduce something to a moral issue, it has no place in any kind of legislation, as far as I'm concerned.
If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.
Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.
Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
She was a steady date until she put on some weight.
I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.
Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.
Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.
Ram it up your poop chute.
Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.
We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.