Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa
Frank Vincent Zappawas an American musician, songwriter, composer, record producer, actor and filmmaker. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa composed rock, jazz, jazz fusion, orchestral and musique concrète works, and produced almost all of the 60-plus albums that he released with his band the Mothers of Invention and as a solo artist. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGuitarist
Date of Birth21 December 1940
CityBaltimore, MD
CountryUnited States of America
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity
I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.
They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.
Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work...
My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.
I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.