G. Wodehouse
G. Wodehouse
bishop difficulty keeping local master talking
The Bishop was talking to the local Master of Hounds about the difficulty he had in keeping his vicars off the incense.
caused chest slip
The lunches of fifty-seven years had caused his chest to slip down to the mezzanine floor.
instance relative
everything is relative. you, for instance, are my relative.
butterfly golf upset
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
half
I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head.
hangover broken machines
I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.
aunt broken bottles
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
golf years may
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
drunk cups looks
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.
curves scenic railway
She had more curves than a scenic railway
congratulations writing winning
Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed.
alcohol misunderstood vitamins
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
autumn air blood
It was one of those days you sometimes get latish in the autumn when the sun beams, the birds toot, and there is a bracing tang in the air that sends the blood beetling briskly through the veins.
ties matter jeeves
-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter