Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
believe doors lazy
I can make going to the dry-cleaners last an entire day, and the dry cleaners might be 150 yards from my front door. You might find it hard to believe, but I am bone-idle lazy.
school police needs
We shouldn't need riot police at schools.
football home winter
I remember the '70s constantly being winter in Manchester and the Irish community in Manchester closing ranks because of the IRA bombings in Birmingham and Manchester, and you know the bin-workers' strike, all wrapped up in it... They were violent times. Violence at home and violence at football matches.
important felt
I've never felt like I had anything important to say.
believe men oasis
Some might say they don't believe in heaven Go and tell it to the man who lives in hell.
song moving guitar
Producers like to record all the drums first, then they do the bass, then all the guitars, so you're constantly moving from one song to another.
boys oasis made
Oasis can't be summed up in one word. I could do a sentence: Boys from council estate made it very, very big.
london firsts news
I first came to London when I was 22 and working as a roadie. Having watched the 'News At Ten' all my life, I thought Big Ben was going to be massive, but I was underwhelmed.
hate alex damon
I hate that Alex [James] and Damon [Albarn]. I hope they catch AIDS and die.
men rocks oasis
Oasis were the last great, traditional rock 'n' roll band. We came along before the Internet so, if you wanted to see us, you had to be there. It makes me feel like a righteous old man.
play bored people
The Who always play 'I Can't Explain'; and we'll always play 'Wonderwall'. People ask us if we get bored of it. You can't get bored of 15,000 people shouting for 'Wonderwall'. That's better than drugs. You get a hard-on when you hear that.
successful looks being-successful
You don't have to be great to be successful. Look at Phil Collins.
song people deny
I don't much like 'Wonderwall,' but the effect that song has on people, I can't deny it.
cat kids house
I have 3 kids and a cat and a busy, noisy house. I get more time to relax when I'm working.