Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling
Garry Emmanuel Shandlingwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth29 November 1949
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
friendship funny-friend problem
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
funny men style
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
dad nice writing
I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.
funny sleep way
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
night fifteen hours
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
survival able defense
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
talking dating homeless
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
relationship mom loyal
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
good-life mad house
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
real thinking special-people
I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
marriage wife married
Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
dog opportunity training
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
inspirational song years
In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
television firsts carols
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.