Gary McCord
Gary McCord
Gary Dennis McCordis an American professional golfer, commentator, author, and actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGolfer
Date of Birth23 May 1948
CountryUnited States of America
balls bet close five james mouth named player tried
In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there.
level playing
That would kind of level the playing field." ()
american-athlete turns until
He's a threat to win until his brain turns to tapioca.
bad cube disturbing firmament inadequate lousy mind piece putting twisted venue
I've forgotten more about bad putting than all the lousy putters in the firmament combined. My mind has been twisted into an incurable, disturbing venue of bad speed and inadequate line. I just want to go out and not feel like I'm putting a Rubik's Cube with a flimsy piece of rope.
tour whatever worth
Whatever the Tour fines me, it'll be worth it." ()
made happens things-happen
I made nothing happen very slowly.
careers
My career started slowly and then tapered off.
pants scream golfers
Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.
mind way faces
I don't putt face-on exclusively, but in the back on my mind I'm haunted by the notion that I'm sure it's the best way to putt.
hate trying lines
I hate to repeat lines, to say the same damned thing. I try to rewrite cliches and make what I say sound fresh.
school comedian magic
My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.
eye hands nerves
I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.
fall law ideas
If you are going to make a change, don't go halfway. Make it with conviction and stick with your new idea. Ignore the scoffers. Remember, it is a law of nature that if something is different you're going to be taunted, jeered, and told the world is flat. Let the doubters fall off the edge.
golf player two
In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there.