George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
We hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago or wherever your final destination may be.' All destinations are final. That's what it means. Destiny: final. If you haven't gotten where you're going, you aren't there yet.
If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.
When you stress individualism, as this country does; materialism, as this country does; personal weaponry, as this country does; and racial hatred, which is part of our heritage as white Europeans; and then you add the volatile ingredient of "nothing
What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.
Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.
Life is a near-death experience.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.
By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.
You never see a smiling runner.
We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.