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funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny-life mistake awakening
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
funny-life problem
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
funny-life world materials
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life ends ifs
You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
funny-life hero red
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything. Arnold Schwarzenegger
funny-life wish forget
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. Edgar Allan Poe
funny-life orange life-is-like
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams
life-is existence meaningless
life is meaningless unless you bring meaning to it; ... it is up to us to create our own existence. Unless you do something, unless you make something it's as though you aren't there. Alan Alda
life-is-great life-is knows
Life is great-I wouldn't know what I'd do without it.
life-is whole-life whole
My whole life is my work. Chris Cleave
life-is affair current-affairs
Life is extremely short and you cannot dance to current affairs.
life-is-short goes-on causes
Life is short so go on and live it cause the chicks dig it. Chris Cagle
life-is-too-short half steps
I don’t do coupons or Reeboks. Life is too short to half-step. Eddie Huang
life-is paradox one-thing
So much of life is paradox. So much of life is neither one thing nor the other... it's both things at the same time. David Hyde Pierce
life-is projects do-it-yourself
Life is a do-it-for-others, do-it-yourself project. Denis Waitley
life-is-too-short long ive-learned
What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. Denis Leary
near-death near-death-experience survived
Don’t yell at me when I just survived a near-death experience. (Abbie) Sherrilyn Kenyon
near-death near-death-experience moved
I am profoundly moved and persuaded by the near-death experience. Huston Smith