Famous Quotes & Sayings

Chetan Bhagat

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Bill Watterson

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

Bill Watterson

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Bill Watterson

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Cathy Guisewite

I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

Cathy Guisewite

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

Edgar Guest

You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.

Bob Monkhouse

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Arnold Schwarzenegger

If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.

Edgar Allan Poe

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Douglas Adams

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Andy Borowitz

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Adolphe Menjou

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

Clifton Fadiman

For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.

Andrew Lang

Life's more amusing than we thought.

Andy Rooney

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

Andy Rooney

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

Tom Wilson

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

Steven Wright

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sophie Kinsella

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...

Ron White

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

Tom Robbins

There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance.

Maureen Johnson

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.

Lauryn Hill

I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

Peter De Vries

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.

Paulo Coelho

The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Louis L'Amour

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.

Erma Bombeck

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

George Carlin

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

George Carlin

Life is a near-death experience.

Fred Allen

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.