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funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny-life mean successful
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life world materials
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life mistake awakening
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
funny-life expectations life-is
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Bill Watterson
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson
funny-life problem
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson
funny-life bad-day intelligent
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
funny-life ends ifs
You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
expectations people trying
People come with expectations and as a bandleader I constantly try to remind the audience to leave its expectations in the lobby. Bill Bruford
expectations speech
When you make speeches you elicit expectations against which you will be held accountable. Bill Bradley
expectations not-good-enough deadline
Meeting the deadlines is not good enough, beating the deadlines is my expectation. Dhirubhai Ambani
expectations assumption
All work flows from some underlying assumptions, and the content of that faith can dramatically change our expectations for our work. David Kim
expectations people trying
When you're young, you try to meet that expectation that people have of you. It can be very stressful. But with time it's become less of problem. Catherine Deneuve
expectations world too-late
We changed again, and yet again, and it was now too late and too far to go back, and I went on. And the mists had all solemnly risen now, and the world lay spread before me. Charles Dickens
expectations people words-of-wisdom
So, throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise. Charles Dickens
expectations woods grain
No varnish can hide the grain of the wood; and that the more varnish you put on, the more the grain will express itself. Charles Dickens
expectations ugly helping
Moths, and all sorts of ugly creatures, hover about a lighted candle. Can the candle help it? Charles Dickens
life-is chaotic knows
I really don't know what to do when my life is not chaotic. Carrie Brownstein
life-is-like lasts forgotten
My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer. Carrie Fisher
life-is lunacy
Truthfully, my life is always lunacy. Bethenny Frankel
life-is social behave
Private life is private life. Off the pitch, there is private life, and the rest is social life, where of course you have to behave responsibly. Arsene Wenger
life-is you-like-it loud
Life is not to be told, call it as loud as you like, it will not tell itself. Djuna Barnes
life-is intense
My work life is intense. But I love what I do. David Rubenstein
life-is-short dumb waste
Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb? Aaron Swartz
life-is trouble permanent
Nothing in life is permanent, not even one's troubles. Charlie Chaplin
life-is existence meaningless
life is meaningless unless you bring meaning to it; ... it is up to us to create our own existence. Unless you do something, unless you make something it's as though you aren't there. Alan Alda