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Dick Van Dyke You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
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Lisa Rinna When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.
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Gwen Stefani I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.