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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
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I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. Cathy Guisewite
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Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. Cathy Guisewite
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Bill Watterson
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson
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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
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You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
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I find it particularly amusing -- and frustrating on behalf of the pioneers who have been selling online for years -- that brick-and-mortar guys who announce the opening of their e-store see a huge one-day run-up. Of course, patience brings rewards, and most of those one-day wonders have returned to more normal prices. Kate Delhagen
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His personality leans to some 'off-color' type of jokes and some people find him funny and amusing to be around and some people take offense. I doubt he will change who he is and nor should he. ... He has kids and now he has to explain why his sense of humor has cost him. Jeff Pain
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I always find it amusing ... Compared to having your prostate removed? ... The only side effects are you feel better and it helps prevent heart disease. Dean Ornish
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Ultimately I think everyone draws their own line of what's shocking and what is inappropriate in different places. For you, some 10-year-old kids talking about hoes may not (be) that big of a deal. But someone out there is gonna flip. There's no way to know. So I just try to deliver an amusing and decent story and leave the shock and the awe to whatever people have in their own heads. Aaron McGruder
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We believe we're moving ever closer to the light at the end of the valuation tunnel on eBay. We find it interesting and amusing to note that as investors' risk/reward ratio had dramatically improved, the market has become increasingly jittery about the future prospects for eBay. Mark Rowen
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What is most amusing and can happen only in India is that the most posh and big households that I've seen in Mumbai, the 'big city', will have their balconies and windows festooned with rows of baniyans and tauliyas hanging on them. Kailash Kher
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When I go a stretch without tweeting, I will occasionally get an email from my mom, checking in. I always find this amusing but also gratifying: Thanks to Twitter, I can keep in touch with my parents and let them in on what I'm doing in a way that even the regular phone calls of a doting daughter can't do. Rachel Sklar
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It's an amusing idea to some, this feminism thing - this audacious notion that women should be able to move through the world as freely, and enjoy the same inalienable rights and bodily autonomy, as men. At least, that's the impression given when feminism and feminists are all too often the targets of lazy humor. Roxane Gay
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I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things. Cher