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funny-life helping-others earth
We are all here on earth to help others. W. H. Auden
funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny-life mistake awakening
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson
funny-life problem
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson
funny-life world materials
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life ends ifs
You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
funny-life hero red
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything. Arnold Schwarzenegger
funny-life wish forget
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. Edgar Allan Poe
las-vegas cities lakes
Presidents and presidential assassins are like Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. Even though one city is all about sin and the other is all about salvation, they are identical, one-dimensional company towns built up by the sheer will of true believers. Sarah Vowell
las-vegas years cities
With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year. Jon Porter
las-vegas fickle chance
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. Johnny Vegas
las-vegas dollars stimulus
The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington. Cal Thomas
las-vegas healthy trying
I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy food in L.A. where the food is the size of a quarter and costs $40 - when I'm in Vegas, I want a steak! Billy Gardell
las-vegas vegas pockets
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. Adam Sandler
las-vegas air towers
I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into a row of seats and catapults you into the air from the top of the Stratosphere Tower - then plummets back down. I ride it over and over; it's exhilarating. Drew Barrymore
las-vegas three machines
Your email inbox is a bit like a Las Vegas roulette machine. You know, you just check it and check it, and every once in a while there's some juicy little tidbit of reward, like the three quarters that pop down on a one-armed bandit. And that keeps you coming back for more. Douglas Rushkoff
las-vegas people saving
Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense that bailing out people who lost their life savings in Las Vegas casinos. Thomas Sowell
hands raised shocked victory
I wouldn't be shocked if he had his hands raised (in victory). Gary Shaw
hands kelly passes ran took
Kelly just ran the offense. He took high-percentage passes and put it in our hands to make plays. Lee Evans
hands onto risk simply
Just simply splashing around in the water, if there is sewage contamination there is a risk you could get it onto your hands and get it into your mouth, Glenn Morris
hands internet
Hands Off the Internet is a completely AT&T-funded puppet. Greg Simon
hands meddle
Hands off! I do not molest what I photograph, I do not meddle and I do not arrange. Dorothea Lange
hands heart issue size
Hands down it's not even an issue about your size. If you can play football, you have the heart to go out and make plays, size doesn't matter. Sinorice Moss
hands jail
hands down, even if in jail or in the grave. Jeff Koinange
hands plus
Hands are always conspicuous, and if used carelessly, they'll always detract, never be a plus to the enhancement of personality. Loretta Young
hands huge learn loves maybe pass quite run running
He's got huge hands but they're soft. He loves to run pass routes. Maybe not quite as much as block, but he loves to learn the little things about running pass routes. Dave Wilson