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funny-life mistake awakening
Bill Watterson Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
Bill Watterson If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
funny-life problem
Bill Watterson The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
funny-life world materials
Cathy Guisewite Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
funny-life ends ifs
Edgar Guest You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.
funny-life hero red
Arnold Schwarzenegger If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.
funny-life wish forget
Edgar Allan Poe If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
funny-life orange life-is-like
Douglas Adams Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
orange laughing towns
Bill Bailey Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
orange black gaga
Caity Lotz If Lady Gaga is like an orange Bugatti Veyron, then I am like a black 1970 Chevelle.
orange casting film
David Prowse George Lucas was casting about and had heard favourable things about my work in Clockwork Orange and asked me to come in, which of course I did even though no one knew what the film was about!
orange shade red
Jane Asher My mum taught me that redheads shouldn't wear pink, red or orange, but if you choose the right shade, such as a bright orange or a cherry red, it can look fabulous.
orange-juice sick fats
Demi Lovato I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat.
orange what-if juicy
Dean Koontz Grapes are juicy. Strawberries. Oranges. Good pork chops are succulent," said Dusty. "But the word isn't accurately descriptive of a person." Smiling with delight, Ahriman said, "Oh, really, not accurately descriptive? Be careful housepainter. Your genes are showing. What if I were a cannibal?
orange-juice water gasoline
Robert Kiyosaki When you diversify your mutual funds, you are diversifying something that is already diversified. Diversifying mutual funds is like taking high octane gasoline & adding water & then adding orange juice to it.
orange blue together
Darren Criss I like orange and blue together, but I would never wear them.
orange evening three
Anthony Burgess There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.
life-is-like enchantment rage
Arthur Symons My life is like a music-hall,Where, in the impotence of rage,Chained by enchantment to my stall,I see myself upon the stageDance to amuse a music-hall.
life-is-like violin life-is
E. M. Forster Life is like a public performance on the violin, in which you must learn the intrument as you go along
life-is-like pieces world
Ville Valo I'm only 26 - I don't know anything about life yet. Life is like a puzzle and my pieces are spread all over the world.
life-is-like underwear should
Ray Bradbury Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.
life-is-like way dramatic
Seth Rogen I always thought realistic was a better way to explain things that were "dramedies" because life is like that. It's funny, it's dramatic and to me that's how I see it.
life-is-like building ends
Maya Angelou Living a life is like constructing a building: if you start wrong, you'll end wrong.
life-is-like one-day sound
Meg Cabot Someday you're really going to have to describe to me in more detail what life is like on the planet you live on. Because it sounds really great, and I'd like to visit there one day.
life-is-like life-is series
Matthew Quick Haven't you ever noticed that life is like a series of movies?
life-is-like wonderful moustache
Nora Roberts Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.