George Will
George Will
George Frederick Willis an American newspaper columnist and political commentator. He is a Pulitzer Prize–winner known for his conservative commentary on politics. In 1986, The Wall Street Journal called him "perhaps the most powerful journalist in America," in a league with Walter Lippmann...
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth4 May 1941
coming-back herpes
I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.
wings walks
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
team circles names
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
shoes light tennis
The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
golden-girls realizing
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
turkeys world realizing
On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.
peace eye world
If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.
numbers records alive
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
hard-work long effort
hard work is a misleading term. physical effort & long hours do not constitute hard work. hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing. anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing...you're doing hard work.
teenager law broke
And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.
two together schmucks
Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
kids saws hips
I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
teacher stupid rocks
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
self
Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.