Quotes by 'Harland Williams'

Harland Williams

Harland Reesor Williamsis a Canadian-American actor, comedian, author, artist, musician and radio personality...

excited hometown oh yes

I'm really excited to come back to my hometown (of Toronto), oh yes indeed, I'm back! Daddy's back in black.

movies star three

he says. ''I've been able to star in three movies in my career, and I still haven't done that.

amateur

Well, you know, I just did the old 'let's go down to amateur night,'

buffet crab great love whenever

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.

funny goes guy jokes onstage starts twitching

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

normal piece subject toast twist whether

I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them.

nice hate kids

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.