Harold Coffin
Harold Coffin
age age-and-aging american-artist awkward catching father middle mother period starts time
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
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Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
american-artist business operator technician
In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.
american-artist art counting instead
Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.
american-artist fellow
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
american-artist cannot outlawed
Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.
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A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
active american-artist conscience worse
The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.