Henry Beard
Henry Beard
Henry Nichols Beardis an American humorist, one of the founders of the magazine National Lampoon and the author of several best-selling books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
garden animal numbers
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.
knitting-needles reason-why culinary
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
blessed golf player
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
fishing people missing
Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
funny flower autumn
Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.
imagine ashtrays
I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.
garden years definitions
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.
height particular weight
There is no such thing as a 'correct' weight for any particular height - they are only averages.