Henry Youngman
Henry Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
sleep sorry tonight
If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.
american-comedian everywhere finds wife
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
answered came check doctor saying
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!
american-comedian die four money
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
american-comedian die four money
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon.
chicken help jewish sick soup woman women
A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.