Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening while he was waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been...
found great sitting stuff
Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!
happy house land lives magical people pop
Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...
anyone far nice normal remember
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
bedroom building guest inspector
You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?
help scientists
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman!
eat magical mean
(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!
unlike
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
number
Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
buy funny kinds useful
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
believe save
I don't even believe in Jebus... Save me Jebus
boy bunch last plain seen sucked sucks sure team teams
Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
press start
To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
born dude homer million others simpson
Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson