J. B. Morton
J. B. Morton
John Cameron Andrieu Bingham Michael Morton, better known by his preferred abbreviation J. B. Mortonwas an English humorous writer noted for authoring a column called "By the Way" under the pen name 'Beachcomber' in the Daily Express from 1924 to 1975...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth7 June 1893
justice done
Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.
library rooms murder
A library is a room where the murders take place.
wife trying ears
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
wagner
Wagner is the Puccini of music.
mind bumper-sticker minutes
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.