J. Perelman
J. Perelman
love anniversary valentines-day
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
book awards together
This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.
inspirational sunday pearls
I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester.
funny kitchen france
"In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen."
funny humor feel-better
FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.
thinking vanity age
In my more pompous moments I like to think of myself as a writer rather than a humorist, but I suppose that's merely the vanity of advancing age.