Jack Dee
Jack Dee
James Andrew Innes "Jack" Deeis an English stand-up comedian, actor and writer known for his sarcasm and deadpan humour. He is well known in the United Kingdom for writing and starring in the sitcom Lead Balloon and hosting the panel show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. He has also been a team captain on Shooting Stars and hosted Jack Dee: Live at the Apollo, which was nominated for a BAFTA in 2006. He also presented The Jack Dee Show,...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 September 1961
weekend murder my-friends
One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.
taken doors years
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and do you know, not once has she come round to see if I'm all right. The lazy cow hasn't even taken her milk in for a fortnight.
long people house
I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the surface there is nothing wrong with a person being well-ordered and disciplined. Nothing, except that it leaves the impression of that person having lived in the confines of a stark institution which, although he or she has long since left, remains within.
two-sides tragedy coins
Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.
attitude laughing comedian
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.
long function wells
I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out.
surfing bedroom typing
They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom
excited wells
Maybe I fear things going wrong so much that I pre-empt them by not getting excited about them when they appear to be. going well.