Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalois an American film actress, stand-up comedian, liberal political activist, and writer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actress
Date of Birth28 September 1964
CountryUnited States of America
Janeane Garofalo quotes about
beer evil guy
Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"
religious men needs
He [God] just seems so man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It's human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don't begrudge anyone that. I just don't need one.
excited persons
You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.
sex way ruins
Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
phones drunk advice
Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.
kind social combat
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.
boys years giving
Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
party gay opportunity
Herman Cain is probably well-liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the Republican Party, conservative movement and tea party movement. People like Karl Rove like to keep the racism very covert and so Herman Cain provides this great opportunity so he can say, 'Look: This is not a racist anti-immigrant, anti-female, anti-gay movement. Look: We have a black man.' And look he's polling well and he won a straw poll.
responsibility team-america actors
As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
botox doe conservative
You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
prophet seems
No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!
powerful crazy thinking
It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It snowballs.
stars bullshit body
There is no blacklist. In the first place, in the entertainment business, money talks, bullshit walks. So Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins won't be blacklisted because they are bankable stars. In the second place, if you are a woman, the only things you're going to be blacklisted for in Hollywood are body fat and aging.
vacation years car
Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.