Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovichis an American writer. She began her career writing short contemporary romance novels under the pen name Steffie Hall, but gained fame authoring a series of contemporary mysteries featuring Stephanie Plum, a former lingerie buyer from Trenton, New Jersey, who becomes a bounty hunter to make ends meet after losing her job. The novels in this series have been on the New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and Amazon bestseller lists. Evanovich has had her last seventeen...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth22 April 1943
CitySouth River, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
Janet Evanovich quotes about
He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar
The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli
I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur
Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula
you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental.
You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter." Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines
This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger
Bullets are creepy." Stephenie
You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger
There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie
Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum
I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.
[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had to check the ring out, and in the process broke off one of George's fingers. Turns out the finger was wax. Somehow Kenny got into the mortuary this morning, left Spiro a note, and chopped off George's finger. And then while I was at the mall tonight with Mary Lou, Kenny threatened me in the shoe department. That must have been when he put the finger in my pocket.' [Morelli] 'Have you been drinking?