Jay Leno
Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth28 April 1950
CityNew Rochelle, NY
CountryUnited States of America
sex book doe
There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way. The only problem is when Hillary does look the other way Bill's having sex with a women over there too.
baseball running hurt
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.
friday white house
While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.
war iraq germany
Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?
military dna able
The military said we'll be able to confirm Saddam is dead with DNA testing. Apparently we have a sample of his DNA. So Monica Lewinsky is working for the CIA?
lying today-is-the-day differences
Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.
new-york sex book
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
basketball running player
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.
fun thinking white
According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
funny-inspirational eating supermodel
You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
kids earth aliens
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
heart brain needs
Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.
perfect tree guy
A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.
liberty libertarian irs
Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.