Jay Leno
Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth28 April 1950
CityNew Rochelle, NY
CountryUnited States of America
weekend president really-sad
President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.
vacation doctors obamacare
Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it was too expensive. So the people who voted for Obamacare for us voted to exempt themselves from it. You know how doctors take the Hippocratic Oath. Congress apparently takes the 'Hypocritic Oath.'
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What's going on with the Oakland Raiders? You know, I don't want to say the Raiders are bad, but you know, now, a lot of fans are painting their faces just so they won't be recognized.
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The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.
time stars comedian
If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.
fools-day people trying
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
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President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
cheating strong-women husband
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
friday mean white
It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.
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Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'
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Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line.
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Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
cheating people income
65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.
standards-set high-standards today
Today the Secretary of State said that of the 247 candidates, so far 115 of them have been certified. How embarrassing is that? Imagine if you were turned down because you didn't meet the high standards set by Larry Flynt and Gallagher.