Jay Leno
Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth28 April 1950
CityNew Rochelle, NY
CountryUnited States of America
coins toss firsts
They determined who got the first question by a coin toss, to which Sarah Palin said, 'Oh, what a coincidence, that's how I got picked.'
golf weekend president
President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.'
running names giving
President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.
baby father boys
Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.
men vocabulary half
A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.
children men nba
Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.
new-york blow tunnels
Authorities in New York City have foiled a plot by terrorists to blow up the Holland Tunnel. There was one awkward moment when officials informed President Bush the Holland Tunnel was safe. Bush then thanked the Dutch authorities for all their help.
devil doe would-be
If I could ask Ken Lay one question right now, do you know what it would be? "Does the Devil really wear Prada?"
thinking hands eulogy
Services were held today for Ken Lay - convicted thief and crook Ken Lay.They folded his arms across his chest and sowed his sleeves together so he couldn't put his hands in anyone's pockets when they walked by. You know when they say in a eulogy, "You're all richer for having known him." I don't think they're going to hear that.
heart crooks lasts
Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?.
dream kings differences
At Ken Lay's funeral service the minister compared him to Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior. The difference is Dr. King had a dream, Ken Lay had a scheme.
names america enemy
There are now reports that President Obama will name Massachusetts Senator John Kerry to be the next secretary of defense. Apparently this is part of America's new defense strategy to bore our enemies to death.
moving oil iraq
A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's fried chicken. So, great, instead of oil for food, we're giving them oil in food.
campaigns get-up clinton
I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"