Jay Leno
Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth28 April 1950
CityNew Rochelle, NY
CountryUnited States of America
friendship true-friend book
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
contact customers
Contact with the customer is what business is all about.
careers life-is easy
Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by.
military war obamacare
President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare.
funny dog toilets
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
basketball sports football
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee.
new-year holiday years
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
self-esteem thinking littles
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
heart fighting people
British scientists say they have developed a super broccoli that can help fight heart disease. You know, if you want to fight heart disease, why don't you come up with a food people will actually eat? Like a super glazed doughnut.
apology hollywood ifs
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
issues vocabulary tolerance
Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance...
sex done riding
Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are you done, already?'
worry bombs remember
Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?
laughing our-family hard
Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all.