Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
dated
I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.
balls lonely watch
I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.
cheesy cheese whole-family
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
funny witty morning
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
funny witty dog
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
doctors medical said
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
worry identity needs
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
lonely hug tonight
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
girlfriend personality fit
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
jobs funny-work guy
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
clouds people casting
I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.
worry nuclear world
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
clothings models
I model irregular clothing.
military training roaches
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.