Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
dated
I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.
balls lonely watch
I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.
cheesy cheese whole-family
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
doctors medical said
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
worry identity needs
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
clothings models
I model irregular clothing.
nice home giving
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
pride years nicknames
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
american-comedian amish country
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?