Jay Mohr
Jay Mohr
Jon Ferguson Cox "Jay" Mohris an American actor, comedian and radio host. He is known for his role as Professor Rick Payne in the TV series Ghost Whisperer, the title role in the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried, which ran from 2008 to 2010, as a featured cast member for two seasons on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and the back-stabbing sports agent Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire. Mohr also hosts his own podcast Mohr Stories on the SModcast...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth23 August 1970
CityVerona, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.
I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.
I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.
I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?