Jay Mohr
Jay Mohr
Jon Ferguson Cox "Jay" Mohris an American actor, comedian and radio host. He is known for his role as Professor Rick Payne in the TV series Ghost Whisperer, the title role in the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried, which ran from 2008 to 2010, as a featured cast member for two seasons on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and the back-stabbing sports agent Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire. Mohr also hosts his own podcast Mohr Stories on the SModcast...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth23 August 1970
CityVerona, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's it. Sometimes your friend will go, 'Ever try your left hand? It's like a whole different person.' Yeah, a retarded person.
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've never seen anything like it. People in Scotland drink while they're drinking.
Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get beat up by a guy with that voice? That's not the most masculine voice to take a beating to.
If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week. It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous.