Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk?' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.
I really don't require a whole lot in life.